After a successful trial for youngster Matt O’Reilly in Gameweek 4, this week we hand over the guest reins to a veritable Harry Redknapp of the writing game, John Chapman. When not tending to his estate, or dashing off a quick colour supplement for World Soccer, John tweets about Belgian footy on his Belgofoot account.
John writes: The call from the Fray Bentos boys came in after midnight. Would I like to cover Fantasy Premier League GW6 – no pay but great exposure? It was an offer I couldn’t refuse.
Man of the week was Chelsea’s Álvaro Morata – whom coach Antonio Conte sees as a prospective husband for his daughter. Morata weighed in with three goals and 17 points, just ahead of Manchester City’s Leroy Sané.
Sané’s selection for City caused much gnashing of teeth within the Fray Bentos faithful as he replaced the ever-popular Jesus. Never an easy task. It almost certainly led to Mike Pollard’s The Unconsoled being knocked off the top spot as not only did Mike see Jesus drop to the bench without any points but also suffer from Conte’s substitution of Marcos Alonso in the 59th minute. (Ed: You must play 60 minutes to get points for a clean sheet). The Twittersphere was immediately full of stories that Conte was participating in a high-stakes fantasy league and didn’t have Alonso in his squad.
All of this meant that Donovan Lambert’s Dilettante Donkeys went clear at the top, thanks to Morata, Romelu Lukaku (Ed: useful striker) and David Silva. When he’s not checking out Premier League form, Donovan has been known to complete the odd triathlon.
Elsewhere in the upper echelons, Paul Chapman’s Los Yobos and Thomas Ashman’s Bench Warmers FC swapped positions with the Yobos going third. Leaving the top five were Trevor Garrett’s Penfolds Patriots, as they also put too much faith in Jesus, to be replaced by (They Call Me) Mr Donkin’s Wellesley Wanderers (33 points from his City boys).
Top score of the week went to Jon Exon-Taylor’s The Midwives with 82 points, all scored on the Saturday. He managed to stay ahead of a handful of punters – including Mr. Donkin – on 80 points. Remarkably, The Midwives dropped a place to 17th. No, I don’t understand either.
A bunch of teams climbed five places, while Mac McNicoll was the biggest faller as his Mo Salah Mo Problems boys dropped eight places to the 30th spot. And yes, he loves Jesus too – to the extent of making him captain for the day.
There‘s always quite a bit of interest at the sharp end of the table. Scott Grierson’s Rosbroch FC started the day with a one-point lead over Alison Breakwell’s Raised by Wolves. It didn’t last as Scott’s men opened up a sizeable gap with a useful score of 74. Alison had to be content with 57 points, even after playing her wildcard. She also suffered when Conte pulled off Alonso. After the game, the Chelsea man was heard to say that, at Fiorentina, they only got an orange if they were substituted.